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Old Duffer Birthday Card


Old Duffer Humour Birthday Greeting Card


Celebrate a special guy’s birthday with this unique greeting card. This card reads: ‘A poem for an old duffer! You’re ageing very rapidly, You’re really getting old, Your ears are really hairy, But your head is going bald. Your eyes are fading gradually, And hearing things is hard…’ Inside reads: ‘So I thought I’d take the p*ss by sending you this card!!! Happy birthday, old timer!’