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Gin Humour Card


An Ode To Gin Greeting Card


Celebrate a special gal’s birthday with this unique greeting card. This card reads: ‘An ode to gin. It’s rather moronic, To think gin and tonic, Is naughty and shouldn’t be quaffed. A snifter or seven, Can take us to heaven, So let’s raise our drinkies aloft. As we guzzle and slurp, And then dribble and burp, And happily drain all our glasses. It’s gin time! Hooray! Let’s drink it all day! Then drunkenly…’ Inside reads: ‘fall on our asses! Have a great birthday!’