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Birthday Facts Card


Birthday Boy Facts Humour Greeting Card


Celebrate a special boy’s birthday with this hilarious greeting card! This card reads: ‘Birthday boy some Birthday Facts: 1 An elephant poos half his weight in just 2 days!..2 A man’s willy is 3 times the length of this thumb!..3 2 multiplied by 3 equals 6!…” Inside reads: ‘4. A woman will have finished reading this by now – but you’re STILL checking the size of your thumb, aren’t you?! Happy Birthday!’